Here’s that solid gold Felyne statue you wanted for your house ⊟
You know, for that weird little triangular shelf on the landing of your stairs. It’s only 2,990,000 yen ($29163 fucking US American dollars). Act now, because only ten of these actual 24-carat gold statues of a thing from a video game are being produced, and they will go quickly here in the real world that we live in and I am not kidding.
ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is
Let me explain why this is really important: Because it takes a lesson every other show teaches you and corrects it.
Most shows will say “Be yourself! Then girls will love you for you and you will have so many girlfriends! So many!”
It’s another disappointing message to young boys that teaches them they are entitled to women. That “hey just be you and you get girls, neat!”
Tino’s mom takes the time to say “No, be yourself because yourself is who you should be. It won’t necessarily get you girls, some of them still won’t be interested but the most important thing is you like yourself.”
That’s a great message and if he follows through with it, it is likely to make him far more interesting as a romantic partner.
I don’t even know what this is from, but this is something I’ve never actually seen articulated before, and it’s SO IMPORTANT.
Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II
lmao those dogs are making fun of that dumbass baby bc it cant walk
i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven
UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY