Ranked is like sex. If you don’t know multiple positions, you’re not going to have a good time.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

kneelbeforemistressphil:

kaalashnikov:

your-continuum:

kaalashnikov:

do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety

like they just

DO THINGS

without worrying about them first

wow

Anxiety is an excuse

I hope you walk barefoot on a world of legos for the rest of your life

The first time Tony Stark had an anxiety attack he thought he had been poisoned.

think about that

pidgeonpeep:

me when im drunk

spookyfiretruckingcupcake:

mrshudsoniamnotgay:

plebcomics:

dont worry kiddo, when tumblr is telling you youre a piece of shit for existing as who you are, you can just log off and go back to your life of luxury 

this made me cry

this is so important